gaaaahhhh!!

gaaaahhhh!!

I think a lot about this little dim bulb of mine…

I fear that Stockholm Syndrome may not be enough…

I’ve been told several times that I have a disarming smile. Why do so many people approach me with arms?

I’ve been toldĀ several times thatĀ I have a disarming smile. Why do so many people approach me with arms?

I cannot go out with you… you’re covered in bees…

I cannot go out with you… you’re covered in bees…

No no no, I’m okay, just listening for oncoming traffic…

No no no, I’m okay, just listening for oncoming traffic…

self-explanatory

self-explanatory

I am scared that this song will never leave my head now…

I am frightened by contact lenses and anything else that must touch my eyes…

I could watch this for hours…